Happy Holidays#3: Christmas for the Jews and Papa Quimborius
My dad is driving me back from the airport. I’m making jokes and talking about my latest plots to make my dreams come true. He’s been listening to these stories since I was ten years old. When I was working on my first novel, as our idiot dog Gabby dragged me through Point Pleasant Park, [...]
Tucson, September 11th, the danger of easy solutions and a feast of bullshit
Christina Green was born on September 11, 2001 and died January 9th, 2011 when Jared Lee Loughner opened fire on Congresswoman Danielle Gifford in a mall in Tucson, Arizona. Five others were killed and 14 injured. You probably know that. If you’ve paid a lot of attention you also know that the Congressman is married [...]
Happy Holidays#2: BDSM, Wheelchairs and Pointless War(Traveling With Porter)
It’s perfectly normal when boarding an airplane to imagine what it would be like crashing into a mountain or exploding in mid-air. I notice strained faces and clenched hands as we move down the runway before take off. I go through my life in montage mode, smiling, wanting to look at the elderly black woman [...]
Happy Holidays#1: Fucking Kazoos, Malls and Duckface
“These knives are so sharp that they can cut through the back of a hammer,” I say, noting the up and down head movements of my audience agreeing with each word I say. “These knives are state of the state and will not break. And if they are damaged you can return them no questions [...]
CBC Interview: Carmen Klassen from Close To Home Interviews Quimbo
I Can’t Save Your Life
Dear Michael, I happened upon your amazing post tonight. I wanted to contact you to say “thank you” and to tell you that you were also telling my story. I have bipolar disorder; I’m very open about it and how it affects my life. My family knows, most of my friends do. The holidays are [...]

