I assume that my emotions are like the weather. So when I’m having a good day you are too. So congratulations on having an awesome day to all you kids doing the gravity two step in cyberspace.
Why do people comfort grieving people by telling them that it will go away? I’d like to tell them to revel in the actual glory of how large one life can be that it rips a piece out of you, that we create some sort of spatial vaccuum where life refuses to relinquish us. That [...]
You ever ask Google an unrealistic question. Like something it couldn’t possibly know. Sometimes when I’m bored I’ll ask really demanding questions. Like pages that describe Mike Kimber is a hero. Just to see if anything comes up. If I get a cold I look up symptoms immediately. I figure I may as well do [...]
Dearest Adrianna My world has been turned upside down and then right side up again and then turned upside down once again. I’ve seen your karaoke performances and shuddered at your abominable French. I know your tongue is too large for their bastard tongue. You are too tall and magnificent for their small minded ways. [...]
I have always been a fan of music and writing letters. And I’d really like your opinion on something. And I didn’t know who to ask so I figured you might have an answer. Because you’re famous and you know who to trust. My ankle hurts. I used to play alot of basketball. I was [...]
You may have noted my absence beloved Colony. I’ve been working on writing and producing a movie that we are taking to camera October 11th. I’m incredibly excited about this project. Our actors are fantastic. Our sound person is a suave ninja. And the reason this is possible is a man named Dan Jardine. I [...]