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Surviving your Quarter Life Crisis and becoming an adult

It’s not your fault

In my brief experience with intense trauma after a housefire, I learned that you can accept death as long as you realize that there is nothing you could have done to prevent it. That guilt is in some way a desire for control. And that this desire for control can manufacture very excellent cases against [...]


Love Story

I think one of the foremost misconceptions about all forms of love is the idea that you’ll feel it all the time if you feel it at all. That if there are moments when it goes away it was never there in the first place. Or that if it’s real it will be easy. We [...]


The Wheels On The Bus

This short story was written in a half hour challenge with the last words of the piece provided for me.  I probably shouldn’t have taken the acid before I got on the bus full of young children. But I don’t get that many days off. Timmy did seem a little disturbed by how much of [...]


With love from Michael George Kimber

    Many years ago I went searching through the internet for other versions of myself. I found Michael George Kimber. He was working on a blog, putting up awesome stories and he was 75 and British. Obviously I had to reach out to him. I expect I had a good amount of coffee before [...]


Only Bathroom Stall Kept In The Smithsonian

Life can feel so conditional Like if you make this mistake it’s all over Like I have these high standards and if I don’t hit them I don’t matter. And shame can hit you so hard that it makes you want to hide But my love for you has no connection to your self esteem [...]


Call And Response

Note:  I was asked to do a speaker’s series where you tell a story with no notes for the awesome Spoke Series by Outside the March for their February event themed “Secret Admirers I met Under A Tree”. This is the story that came out. I originally thought I should do a story about how [...]


The Polish Movers

The other night I went home. Pretty tired. Ordered ubereats. Like a lot of uber eats. The expensive kind. And I was just sitting there and my door opened. Well really the lock broke and then the door opened. And you know in moments like that you sort of think of what you’d do. You’d [...]



Fucking butterflies Am I right? Like stay inside your cocoons you sophisticated flying magnificent piece of shit I’ve spent a lot of time hating butterflies for causing all those forest fires Like they were doing anything other than trying to enjoy their brief time Where they were able to fly Like their actions were a [...]


Eyes closed searching for miracles

We are a society of people looking for a miracle with our eyes closed. We are armed with a million tools to make sure we’re comfortable. Ensconced in our narrative and with the knowledge we know ourselves like actors typecast after their first performance. With headphones over our ears. Our eyes on things that haven’t [...]


The Thing To Get To The Thing

It’s easy to forget that creating art isn’t the most important thing about being alive. We all have our all consuming obsessions. Compulsions that get us out of our head for a short time and allow us to project majestic images of how we want to be seen. One of my favorite shows, Halt and [...]

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    Michael Kimber is a 26-year-old journalist who suffered a nervous breakdown on November 3rd, 2009. On March 28th, 2010 when he recovered from mental illness, he began writing a blog called Colony-of-losers. About falling on your face to figure out who you are and the hilarious antics of a blond jew. What began with a few friends and his mother reading has become a cult phenomenon, averaging 10,000 views a week, receiving praise from Commonwealth Award Winner Shandi Mitchell and many others. On, November 3rd, 2010, the one year anniversary of his mental breakdown he signed with Anne McDermid and Associates, the largest literary agency in Canada. In a year he went from wearing pajamas, making his couch depression HQ to leaving his hometown for the Toronto, where he exclusively wears business suits and the armor of ancient Greeks. Don't worry, he's still choking on the feet he contently sticks in his mouth and making moments awkward just by being part of them. During these struggles he met other talented bastards and drew them into his circle. Peter Diamond became his illustrator. Patrick Campbell his video editor and part time photographer. He recently added the incredibly talented John Packman as Colony of Losers Toronto photographer. Without the support of the Colony of Losers, Michael Kimber would be nothing. Welcome to the losers and the success that comes from utter and complete failure. You aren’t alone. Follow him on If you’d like to hire him for a public speaking engagement for mental health events in Toronto, like to arrange an interview, offer millions to publish his book or for another reason contact Michael please email him. And join his facebook Colony of Losers.

    Really obvious disclaimer:
    I’m not a trained psychologist. Just a fellow traveler. If you need help seek it from the professionals. The Canadian Mental Health Association provides a help locator. You can find crisis resources provided by the Canadian Association for Suicide Prevention. If you are in the states check here. It will give you services by zip code. I’d also recommend checking out I think they do great work and have been a help to me personally.

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